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How many Palestinians does it take to screw in a detonator? Wouldn't if be funny if the guys the media refers to as "suicide bombers" didn't' actually realize that they were on a one-way trip? I mean, we're not talking proper little Islamic warriors here, are we? We're talking a bunch of pathetic losers who sneak around murdering innocent women and children. What if ole' Yasser has been playing "chump the dummy" with his crew of loonies all these years. No one could possibly be that stupid, right? Surely, they'd figure out sooner or later that he was sending them on suicide missions… or world they? What if the whole terrorist organization in Palestine was run like Microsoft technical support? No matter what goes wrong, blame it on "user error." I mean, hey, these guys can't be the sharpest scimitars in the drawer, or they wouldn't be living in Palestine. If they had any brains at all they'd be camped just outside of Riyadh, sponging off the Saudis. Mind you, I'm not saying that all Palestinians are textbook examples of retrograde morons. I do, however, understand that persons of the Polish persuasion breathed a collective sigh of relief the first time someone asked how many Palestinians it took to screw in a detonator. There is, in fact, a precedent for this hypothesis. It's been said that the majority of the scum involved in the atrocities of September 11, 2001, were, in fact, just hapless dupes who hadn't been told that they were on a suicide mission. Now that is cold! If you think we're upset with Osama, think of how those guys in the airplanes must have felt when, quite unexpectedly, they looked out the window and saw a row of desks going by. No wonder they haven't been able to put on a decent show since then. As I recall, within days of bringing down the World Trade Center they had been reduced to some feckless moron trying to set fire to his shoes in the cheap-seats on an economy flight from London to New York. Accordingly,
I propose that we settle the protracted controversy about what to call
these cruds and dub them "Stupefied Bombers," to reflect the
surprised look they must surely have on their faces when they pull the
pin and the "Holy Hand Grenade of Mecca" goes off in their pocket. |